Me: Mom my CEO told me my boots were bad ass
Mom: What!? What were you wearing?! He said your boobs were bad ass!!
Me: No my boots.
I love a good office email:
Subj: Earth is broken. The conference room on 18 that was once named Tarrytown, now called Earth is completely broken and can only be booked for meetings that only require walls, a door, seats and a table. No electronics in that room work. Someone went into the cabinet and unplugged a bunch of things trying to connect a Playstation, now nothing works. Not video conferencing, not video presenting,...